‘Those’ Homosexuals

Why is it when some people come out of the closet, they feel the need to go on their social network of choice and add every single gay person they can find across the internet.

Example: Dude A came out like 2 months ago, since then he adds 10-60 people on his friends list almost daily.

Why on Earth would you want 1,000+ people (strangers from all over the world no less) to have access to your most personal data…

Oh well, bitches can be ignorant if they wanna be -_-

F.U.C.K. Holidays

When the holidays roll around, my store is always packed, tons of people come in buying way more shit than they actually need for their parties and get mad at us when we dont let them buy fifty bajillion of one item at the sale price.  Then to top it off they get pissy that they have to wait 5-10 minutes in a line if that.  

So to these types of grocery shoppers, i say to you:

Calm the fuck down and acquire some patience, because its not our fault that everyone and their grandmother has parties just like the one your having.  Also, don’t yell at us store clerks when things don’t go your way, just calmly respond to us and move on.  We are just as irritated as you are and we just want to go home on the holidays and be with our friends and families, but we cannot as we are too busy putting up with being yelled at by assholes for slave wages.

That is all -_-

With the last of this week’s homework done, I can finally rest and switch gears for the weekend.  Six flags tomorrow and Chicago Pride on Sunday, should be great. :)